Lately, it feels like we’re living in some insane dystopian alternate reality. And not one of the classy, well-written ones either, a real bottom-shelf bargain basement dystopia. Enter President Donald J. Trump, now brandishing a bizarre new superweapon he calls “the Discombobulator”.
So, what is a Discombobulator and who does it discombobulate? Well, Trump has revealed that it was deployed during the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro earlier this month. During an interview with The New York Post, Trump was cagey about the details, but confirmed its existence:
