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Dylan B Jones

My Glastonbury hygiene diary: ‘I am just pushing dirt around my body’

Dylan Jones sniffing his armpits at Glastonbury Festival 2023
‘I wake up at 10am and realise immediately that showering is out of the question …’ Dylan Jones at Glastonbury. Photograph: Jill Mead/The Guardian

I’m not renowned for my hygiene. Sometimes, my socks reach wear No 4 before they are washed. At Glastonbury, a laissez-fare attitude towards hygiene is a good thing. If anything, it is encouraged, which suits me. But even I can see that four nights here will require a bit of body maintenance. So I will to try to keep myself as clean as possible, aided by a pack of wet wipes and the scant showers on site.

Thursday

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