“When Footlocker actually have your size in stock”
(Picture: @meganfox/Instagram)2022 is officially the year of punk rock weddings.
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly followed in Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker’s footsteps and got engaged – but with their own unique twist.
On Wednesday, the Transformers actress turned to Instagram to share the big news of their engagement with a short clip showcasing their proposal under a banyan tree at a ‘wellness spa’ in Puerto Rico.
What started as a sentimental statement professing her love towards her husband-to-be soon raised a few brows when she concluded: “…and then we drank each other’s blood.”
The 35-year-old penned to her 17.9 million followers: “In July of 2020 we sat under this banyan tree,
“We asked for magic,
“We were oblivious to the pain we would face together in such a short, frenetic period of time. Unaware of the work and sacrifices the relationship would require from us but intoxicated off of the love. And the karma.
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“Somehow a year and a half later, having walked through hell together, and having laughed more than I ever imagined possible, he asked me to marry him.
“And just as in every lifetime before this one, and as in every lifetime that will follow it, I said yes.
“…and then we drank each other’s blood.”
She then cited that it took place on Tuesday 11 January.
Naturally, people turned to social media upon hearing about the big revelation – and of course, Twitter did its thing.
Roxane Gay, author of The New York Times best-selling essay collection Bad Feminist, said: “Truly delighted that Megan Fox and MGK drank each other’s blood upon their engagement. Finally, celebrities being harmlessly weird again.”
While others were quick to highlight the striking resemblance between MGK’s attire and the Footlocker uniform.
“How I act when a Footlocker employee brings out shoes that weren’t in stock anymore,” one user jested.
He proposed and then left to work a shift at Footlocker pic.twitter.com/Zeidug3Fdl
— Yiannis Cove (@ycove) January 13, 2022
when the foot locker employee finds an extra pair of the sold out shoes for you in the back pic.twitter.com/8SUqpsLmRO
— Your Local Congressman🔺 (🗑,🗑) (@SortaBad) January 13, 2022
When they have your size on the sale rack @footlocker pic.twitter.com/Lb04KKBOi3
— Nēv Schulman (@NevSchulman) January 13, 2022
When the footlocker employee at Eastridge proposes on his break https://t.co/SH5tytqD1u
— send (@esanchez003) January 13, 2022
How I act when a footlocker employee brings out shoes that weren’t in stock anymore pic.twitter.com/WP4HwJGWzI
— Mathew Jacob (@MattyyJacob) January 13, 2022
“Why do Megan Fox and MGK act like they served in WW2 together,” one joked about the intensified declaration of love.
Someone on Tik tok said why do Megan Fox and MGK act like they served in WW2 together and I can't stop laughing at this caption pic.twitter.com/vDCgpu4eIt
— Sara Civ (@SaraCivian) January 13, 2022
coming this spring to megan fox & kourtney kardashians respective instagrams pic.twitter.com/0piFHW1mgh
— Jamie Alyson Feldman (@RealGirlProject) January 13, 2022
Oh, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox are engaged? I thought they exchanged blood and morphed souls like 6 months ago.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) January 12, 2022
megan fox and MGK getting married, lisa bonet and jason momoa getting divorced, me getting high and going to bed, big night for everyone
— jourdain searles (@judysquirrels) January 13, 2022
Of course, the attention soon turned to fawn over the diamond and emerald ring.
Megan Fox’s ring is so beautiful! 💚✨ pic.twitter.com/qciTTFvpag
— MGK Updates 💘⚡️ (@mgk_usa) January 13, 2022
“I know tradition is one ring, but i designed it with Stephen Webster to be two: the emerald (her birth stone) and the diamond (my birth stone) set on two magnetic bands of thorns that draw together as two halves of the same soul forming the obscure heart that is our love,” the American rapper told his 9.3 million Instagram followers.
We never thought we’d see Machine Gun Kelly, Footlocker and drinking blood all in the same sentence.
