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Meet the World's Unluckiest — Not to Mention Entitled — Porch Pirate

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"I got hurt on the job — in my first few minutes, actually — and can't find a lawyer anywhere to take my case." That was how my conversation began with 17-year-old "Beau," who was calling from Charleston, S.C.

"Well, Beau, what kind of job do you have, and how were you injured?"

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