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Matthew Stafford Cracked Perfect Joke to Start His Remarks on Back Injury

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Stafford held his first press conference since June on Thursday. | Jayne Kamin-Oncea-Imagn Images

At long last, Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford has opened up about the mysterious back injury that has kept him sidelined for almost a month. And he began said remarks with the perfect joke.

Standing before the media on Thursday, Stafford started the press conference (reportedly his first since June) by asking, "You guys all want to talk about this paper cut I got last night?"

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