MAFS Recap: Looks Like Our Horny Mum Might’ve Eaten Disney Daddy Alive, After All

I’m so excited for this MAFS recap because it’s Melissa

seasonLaytonMelindaSelling Sunset

i’ll show those Oppenheims

Melissahate

was the Lynx Africa next to it for proportion tho?

AND I SAID HEY, WHAT’S GOING ON

Richard MercerJim Courier

you’re listening to Mix 106.5

JoshMAFS John Aiken.Notting Hill

i’m just a man, standing in front of a man, asking him to deliver ratings

MAFS

it’s what the cool kids are driving!!! or at least r in the back of

FUCK INTIMACY WEEK GIMME IT NOW

oh dear

doll, asses eat lace for breakfast

Toy StoryElsa

Olaf is my bestie

Thor

safety first!!

i hope my best man Olaf is here already

if she consents, it’s a vibe doll

Amy SharkChris Hemsworth

hello

is ya dick kind?

GIRTH OPTIONAL!!!!

manifest those mouse ears Disney Daddy

cum ere tiger

MAFS

i have this theory, that if you cut off all her brunette hair, she’d look like a british man

is

nice

FML

fuck yea she’s hot bro

MAFSpersonality good

if u make less than eight figures a year u r not good enough

do not impale me

WHOSE SIDE R U EVEN ON

this is wot dreams r made of

no time like the present for foreplay

i’ll be woteva Disney princess u want me to be sweet cheeks

oh i truly hope mr willy doesn’t freeze up!

i hope u like spaghetti

HFKFGFUGFGEFGHEYGYF

cool!!!!

he don’t even know

gimme 40 mins and our bodies will be connecting

interesting

coz i ain’t

sass; noun

patience? understanding? common decency?

OK, you all owe me for your shares of the bag

eek!

did u see his shoe size? he’s enough

inhaling

i’ll eat him alright

ur all fked

ready

WE LOVE U MUM AND DAD

o shit

MAFSNotting Hill

For June, who loved this garden, from Joseph, who always sat beside her

so wot, u dont wanna touch me?

Toy Story

wood like erection darl!

norti gal

i’ve been erect since 3pm

yeehaw!

leave me and my nips alone

wtf is a costume

works every time hehe

Tarzan

next stop, Berowra

is that a monkey

Teletubbies

la-laaaaa, po!

yes but i didn’t want the whole world to know

yes but i did not “fuck” her i “made love” to her with my erection

MAFSChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer who will be suffering through the pain of MAFS 2023 with you. You can follow her here.MAFS podcast

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