1 Boogie nights in the Barrowlands
Glasgow has been known for its epic nightlife since the Barrowland Ballroom first opened in 1934. Sub Club, oft-voted one of the best, thanks to past sets from Erol Alkan and the Blessed Madonna, is about to turn 36, making it the longest-running underground dance club in the world. Dancehall fanatics flock to the Rum Shack, the queer community love Slay, and Stereo remains a classic for gigs and live performances.
2 Must-laugh comedy
Glaswegians have achieved legendary status as comedians – mainly thanks to Billy Connolly, who was voted greatest standup comic of all time – twice – by Channel 4. Glasgow has a roaring comedy scene throughout the year, but if you really want to laugh till your belly’s sore, check out the Glasgow International Comedy Festival (which runs, this year, from 15 March to 2 April). Highlights include Frankie Boyle’s Lap of Shame and Glasgow’s Queens of Comedy, with the city’s funniest drag acts.