Most people would jump at the chance to live in this stunning pink Venetian palace, which boasts its own strip of sandy beach and swimming pools.
The five-bedroom, six-bathroom mansion Palazzo Mare has gone on the market for an eye-watering $6m.
And while it has pretty much every luxury going, the surprise basement feature probably isn't for everyone and you'll have to be a bit of a party person to enjoy it.
Nestled onto the bank of the Hudson River in New York, it's a popular spot for boat enthusiasts and the home even has a small dock.
The attention to detail is evident the moment you step inside; with gothic archways and hand-carved solid core doors, as well as corinthian columns and classic bas-relief sculptures.
There are two fireplaces, gorgeous glass surfaces, a sweeping staircase and cathedral-style ceilings, too.
The master suite comes with a walk-in dressing room and spa bath, and the bathroom is particularly impressive with a huge step-down spa tub between two columns.
Upstairs you also get stunning views of the waterfront and river.
Meanwhile, downstairs there's a tiny surprise hiding away - a miniature nightclub.
The lower level has a dance studio with professionally installed disco lighting, a 'cloud' bar and wine cellar.
It's the perfect space to host glamorous parties and guests can also stay over in comfort in a separate suite with its own private entrance.
Other luxuries include a hot tub, steam room, wet bar and outdoor pool.
Palazzo Mare is just 40 minutes from Midtown Manhattan and five minutes from Nyack and Piermont.
The property is currently on the market for $6 million with Ellis Sotheby's International Realty.
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