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Michael Di Iorio

La Niña 3: This Time It’s Really, Really Personal

According to the prophet Moses, baddies never die, they simply leave the function and plot their villainous return at a later date. La Niña? She’s a baddie. The wettest wench on this side of the Red Rooster line. And you better run for cover, ‘cos she’s coming back. The Binches of Meteorology (BOM) has hard launched their relationship with La Niña, heralding her third visit to Australia this year. She’s like a toxic ex that BOM can’t let go of. We should change its name to La Tristan Thompson. A third La Niña event in a single year is pretty rare stuff, and it means we’re going to be damper than a Scotch Finger dunked twice in tea. Bucket loads of fun for the whole family (of mould).
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