Kylian Mbappé finds himself caught between Scrooge McDuck money pits

‘So I said, where do I sign?’ Photograph: Paris Saint-Germain Football/PSG/Getty Images

KYLIAN, IT WAS REALLY NOTHING

Currently on a money-making summer jolly in Japan where they have pre-season kickabouts lined up with Al-Nassr, Cerezo Osaka and Inter, Paris Saint-Germain are hawking tickets for an open training session for just shy of £20 apiece. All comers are welcome, as long as they pony up a score. Any wheelchair users wishing to attend can do so too, as long as they have the requisite ticket … which costs the exact same amount.