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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
John Crace

Just as Saint Nige thought it was safe to reappear, along comes pesky ITV

Nigel Farage
‘I mean, why does this stuff keep happening to me?’ Photograph: Chris J Ratcliffe/Reuters

Sometimes the world can be very unfair. As though life is just one cruel joke. How else to make sense of everything? For when the history books come to be written, Nigel Farage will go down as one of the century’s unluckiest politicians.

Poor Nige. All he has ever wanted is a better Britain. A country united in a shared vision where everyone gets along with one another. Where people of all faiths and none look out for each other. Where men and women of all colours are treated as equals. Where Nige can teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

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