Jurgen Klopp has reacted in the same way to Liverpool possibly signing Erling Haaland as he did before the Reds snapped up Ibrahima Konate from RB Leipzig in 2021.
Every top club in Europe has been linked with Dortmund's prized possession, who is available for his £63million release clause, which comes into play in the summer. But there are a number of hidden costs that will rule out some suitors.
Interested clubs will have to cough up nearly £50million in agent fees for Mino Raiola. A £25million commission fee must then be paid to Haaland's dad, Alfe-Inge. And, of course, the striker will be due a signing-on fee.