ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — Whadda ya say now, America?
Ready to embrace this nameless and spotless baseball team from Tampa Bay? Ready to admit there’s something special happening in a clubhouse where everyone hilariously decided to dress as extravagantly as their muscular first baseman on Thursday?
Ready to stop looking for ways to explain away an MLB record-tying 13-0 start, and just appreciate a team that is built to outmaneuver rather than overwhelm the richer relations in the American League East?