Much like the universe, the Tinglerverse is constantly expanding. Pseudonymous author, Chuck Tingle, has already given the world surrealist erotic fiction about decidedly unsexy objects like parking spots.
The prolific author, who claims in his Instagram bio to be an “erotic author and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster” with a “PhD from DeVry University in holistic massage” has spent the past eight years sexualizing inanimate objects like library cards, space raptors, cargo ships, handsome mountain bikes, and so much more. It’s despicable; It’s kind of funny; And if you’d prefer a more family-friendly book, you can try out Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That’s Okay.
