School teaches us many things, such as how to discreetly Beyblade ‘cos it was banned for some reason, and how to write BOOBS on your calculator lmao. But for all the wisdom it bestows, it’s sorely lacking in many crucial areas.
For one, I never learned how to do my taxes, or grow my own food in prep for the inevitable impending apocalypse. But perhaps most importantly, I don’t recall one single teacher sitting me down and telling me just how much good undies would change my life.
