Whether you’re a sports fan, a bored Netflix doom-scroller or a messy bitch who loves watching hot men race cars and engage in petty drama, chances are you’ve at least heard of Formula 1: Drive to Survive.
The show is now on its fifth season of incredibly engaging vehicular hotness, so I decided to see what all the fuss was about by setting off to watch every single episode so far in one sitting.
The only caveat was that I had to stop when I got too horny. Now, to be clear, I wasn’t sitting there creaming myself as soon as the engines began to rev. Nay, when someone hot came on screen and I became flustered, that’s when I turned off the program.
I mean, how distractingly hot could a show about Formula 1 be? Right?
Here’s a recount of my perilous journey through the show, including a timestamp of the moment I nearly flooded my basement and spilled oil under the hood.
The Race Begins
Episode 1, 00:00:34: Daniel RicciardoFormula 1: Drive to SurviveForgive me father, for I have gone off the track. (Source: Netflix).
