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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Tim Jonze

‘I love you twenty-sixty times’: how lyrics written by a three-year-old became tear-inducing viral hits

Images from Professor Spencer's Instagram.
And now for Regular Rabbit (Living Room Version) … images from Professor Spencer's Instagram. Photograph: @_stephenspencer

I’m listening to the latest Stephen Spencer song when suddenly I burst into tears. Was it the falsetto vocals? The swirling harmonies? No, it was the lyrics: “What did Apple-the-Stoola say? He said ‘I love you’ twenty-sixty times.”

Spencer, you see, has a unique lyrical collaborator: his three-year-old daughter. Over the last four months, he has been posting short songs online based on her stream-of-consciousness stories. There’s a smooth soul number about “a regular rabbit, who has regular ponytails just like me”. A song called Funchy the Snow-woman that could fit easily on to a 1975 album, but for its lyrical message about using a litter tray in the forest. And a festive tune about a Christmas cat called Harda Tarda, who hopes that Taja (“a funny way to say Santa”) will bring her “a doggy, a puppy and a ninja-bread man”.

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