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Brigid Delaney

I greedily claimed free WhatsApp food but now I am burdened with the cheese touch

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Yellow cheese slices of cheddar, in plastic pack, on black wooden table background, top view flat lay
‘It was like the cheese was “it” – the horrific, tainted thing in children’s games of tag. No one wants to be it.’ Photograph: Ilia Nesolenyi/Getty Images/iStockphoto

Last week on my neighbourhood WhatsApp group someone was giving away 90 slices of cheese: “Would anyone like sliced cheese? Or know anyone I can donate it to? Leftover from a school function?”

Yes! Me! I would like the leftover cheese! It was uncanny. I needed a lot of cheese for the weekend, and on Friday morning, a neighbour had some to give away.

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