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David Fagan

How a lick of paint and (slightly) shortening the 100m track can save our Games

John Clarke Brisbane Gabba
If only the late comedian John Clarke was running the Brisbane 2032 Olympics, there’d be no problem with a lick of paint here and there.

Sloppy language is so unforgiving. One lousy line can break a career, shatter an illusion and, every now and then, reveal a simple truth.

The suggestion that the Gabba just needs a lick of paint rather than a $2 billion-and-rising upgrade to host the Olympics and Paralympics for a month in 2032 is such a line.

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