Andy Warhol claimed in 1968 that in the future everyone would be famous for 15 minutes.
Ten years later a man was born who clearly decided to improve that theory by being famous for 15 minutes as a politician, then a further 15 minutes as a clown. Let’s call it Hancock’s Half-Hour.
Rarely has a minister who made life and death decisions during a critical time for their country gone on to make such an (as we now know he calls teachers) “absolute arse” of themselves, as Matt Hancock. Actually, when you have deranged siren Christine Hamilton tweeting “What a shyster #MattHancock” you’ve obviously gone way past resembling a mere anus.