Each weekend, Next TV writers Daniel Frankel and David Bloom engage in an over-produced, back-and-forth column designed to produce a faux aesthetic of live back-and-forth discourse. You see right through our sham. And for that, we are ashamed … As much as we can be at this point, anyway.
DANIEL FRANKEL: The Bloomster … The Bloom Meister General … David Bloomburger. The Bloominator … Making columns … Now, we just lived through some serious gonna-be-in-textbooks-if-we're-all-still-here history this week. And I have no question in my mind how former Saturday Night Live star and washed-up comedic actor Rob Schneider views the 34 guilty verdicts against former President Donald Trump out of NYC. And I don't question much where the 4.4 million viewers who tuned into Fox News in the verdict's aftermath stand on the issue, either. I just wish a certain global media company wasn't leading them down a cynical rabbit hole, with Sean Hannity lamenting the “weaponized Biden criminal justice system.” I was having drinks with a former Fox cable executive when the verdict came down Thursday afternoon.
