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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Barney Ronay

Flag alert! Gary Neville may not be Orwell but he is a very English type of patriot

Illustration of a St George's flag
‘Nigel Farage suggested that Gary Neville should be fired by his private sector employer for not wanting to fly a flag.’ Illustration: Gary Neill

“At the far end of the food counter a group of men were pledging allegiance to the flag, with trays balanced in one hand, in order to be allowed to take seats at the table. A group that had arrived earlier was singing The Star-Spangled Banner in order that they might use the salt and pepper and ketchup there.”

Welcome to our own Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade, another real-time demonstration of the fact every satirical absurdity described in Catch-22 has become, yeah, pretty much totally plausible. The nation is now fully hostage to bad actors and phoney rage. And as ever football must act as a key amplifier of all this, a public echo chamber for the anxieties of what we must, out of a sense of duty, still call the real world.

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