The Nasty Party never went away but voters will never forget the brutal venom, backbiting and bad blood spilled in a filthy battle to be installed as Prime Minister without having to face a general election.
Fishy Rishi, Part-time Penny, Loopy Liz, Crazy Kemi and Prom Queen Tommy have yet to produce a decent idea between them but the Fatuous Five are supplying Labour with enough ammo to destroy whoever wins.
Every blue-on-blue attack is dutifully logged in an ever-expanding computer file, ready to fire insults back at whoever is parachuted into No 10 in September.
