The corpse of John Howard has been resurrected to assist the Coalition in their war against the Labor party. Flawless work by the necromancer I must admit. He looks just like he did when he was alive in the early 2000s. I wonder who’s puppeteering his movements? A tiny monkey? My money’s on a tiny monkey.
Yes, it’s true friends, former Prime Minister John Howard is back. What’s on his 2022 agenda? Sending you and your mates a coupla voicemails and letters.
