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Alice Tovey

Every anxiety dream I’ve ever had – ranked!

Anxiety Charles Dickens
‘I am a Scorpio moon with a Zoloft rising. And when I jump on the midnight train to noddy land, I have my most creative and frequent panic attacks.’
‘I am a Scorpio moon with a Zoloft rising. And when I jump on the midnight train to noddy land, I have my most creative and frequent panic attacks.’ Photograph: Deagreez/Getty Images/iStockphoto

Just what is the function of a recurring nightmare? Why am I forever doomed to be nude in different workplaces? Are these fantasies constructed to rehearse for the play of your life? Or are they, as I suspect, a way for your brain to chop down the tall poppy of your psyche?

Maybe my brain worms are just trying to get me to keep it real.

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