
The year is 2033. Cardi B is prime minister, the world is at peace and AI has taken all of our jobs, meaning we spend our days lazing around at home drinking champagne on tap — literally. The creator of such a miracle invention, the elusive sister of Ohio-based TikToker Lindsay Secrest Marean, has bought Amazon and keeps Bezos on as her footstool. All in all, life is pretty good. At least, that’s the vision that flashed before my eyes when I heard about Ohio champagne.
The recent TikTok phenomenon sees Marean showcase her sister’s practice of placing standard white wine in an at-home carbonator (think SodaStream, Aarke, etc) to create ‘Ohio Champagne’ — ie, instant sparkling wine.