Yes, you heard correctly, the Serbian Eurovision entry, Konstrakta, was just singing about Meghan Markle's lovely hair (because she does have a nice barnet, let's be honest.) But what the heck is the song about?
Konstrakta is the moniker of Ana Đurić, and her song, In Corpore Sano has been interpreted by some as a critique of the Serbian healthcare system and a satire on unattainable beauty standards.
Not only is she musing about the former actress' lucious locks, but she's also concerned about spleens, dark circles and pesky spots around your lips. The singer has spoken about the lyrics saying about Markle:
"Meghan Markle isn’t that important here, but she’s representative of all those people in the media that we’re focused on. She hasn’t contacted me yet, but I’d like for her to hear it! This is a song about the atmosphere in which we’re living, which has put health as the highest value."
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She added: "This is a song about health and the atmosphere in which we’re living, which has put health as the highest value. "
The lyrics in English
What could be the secret of Meghan Markle‘s healthy hair?
What could it be?
I think it‘s all about the deep hydration
They say our skin and hair show it all
For example – Deep under-eye circles could signal liver troubles
The pesky spots around the lips point to an enlarged spleen
That‘s not a good spleen, not a very pretty spleen
And the artist ought to be healthy: To be healthy, to be healthy, to be healthy,
To be, to be, to be To be healthy, to be healthy, to be healthy,
To be, to be, to be
How lucky, the existence of the autonomic nervous system
No need to control the heart beats
The heart beats The heart beats, alone
A summer‘s day, the colours bright, the skirts of mine
On my body My dog and I We walk Just the two of us, counting steps
The skirt steps around my leg
We are walking And that is all
And it does not have to get better! the heart beats by itself!
I surrender my trust, let it beat by itself!
I surrender my trust, let it beat, let me breathe!
God grant us health, grant us, grant us health!
God grant us health, since there‘s no
Medical insurance for me Now how will they follow me?
All in the name of health How will they care for me?
All in the name of health
The artist is invisible
All in the name of health
You can‘t see me, it‘s magical
All in the name of health
The artist could be healthy:
Be healthy, be healthy, be healthy, be, be, be
Be healthy, be healthy, be healthy, be, be, be
In a healthy body, in a healthy body
In a healthy body, in a healthy body
In a healthy body, in a healthy body
The body is healthy, and what now
A sad soul in a healthy body
Men desperate in a healthy body
Men frightened in a healthy body
Now what shall we do?
