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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Robert Kitson

England’s zombies have rapidly descended into collective brain fog in Six Nations

Henry Arundell (right) and Ellis Genge of England take in their thrashing by Ireland.
Henry Arundell (right) and Ellis Genge of England take in their thrashing by Ireland. Photograph: David Rogers/Getty Images

The band on the stadium concourse were playing a familiar tune in the immediate aftermath of England’s latest debacle on Saturday. “Zombie! Zombie!” the vocalist sang, ostensibly in tribute to Ireland’s record 42-21 victory at Twickenham. Alternatively he might just have been riffing on the horribly listless, blank-eyed performance that ended England’s Six Nations title hopes for another year.

“In your he-ad, in your he-ad…” The old Cranberries anthem, synonymous with Ireland’s 2023 World Cup campaign in France, will be heard a few more times over the next month if Andy Farrell’s team maintain their revitalised excellence and no-nonsense physical intent. For England’s players, though, the past two weekends have been truly grim, a return to the bad old days they had dared to hope were over.

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