If you, like many Londoners, find yourself despondent looking at derelict homes like this one in Camden that are selling for nearly £1 million, you could consider an alternate reality.
In this reality, you’re sipping a glass of Bordeaux (paid for with the change from your bog-standard terraced house in London) in one of your many turrets, looking out over rolling hills and meandering rivers while eating the finest local cheeses.
