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Rachel Tolleson

Donald Trump Takes a Page Out of Panem’s Book

Donald Trump Panem

We all must have collectively fell asleep and woke up in Panem, because President Donald Trump just announced the “Patriot Games,” an unprecedented four-day athletic event with “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”

We can’t be the only ones who realize this is weird, right? And also some sort of harbinger of doom?

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