Does anyone else remember the lady who claimed she could predict the future by tossing a bunch of asparagus into the air and deciphering the shapes it lands in? Just me? Well, due to the holiday period, I’m the captain of this god-forsaken ship today so please join me in a walk down memory lane as we investigate whether the self-proclaimed “asaparamancer” predicted the future using the vegetable that makes your piss smell.
