Declan Rice will bow out of West Ham as a Bobby dazzler – and Jarrod Bowen will be canonised as a saint in the East end.
Bowen's last-gasp winner, 15 seconds from the end, should be enough to earn him lifelong recognition as the man who ended the Hammers' 43-year wait for a trophy. A statue should do it.
Rice, expected to quit the club in search of Champions League football, will go down in cor blimey country as only the third captain to lift a pot after East end royalty Bobby Moore and Billy Bonds.