PITTSBURGH — I'd crossed the street, looking for a chalk drawing. "It's a creative piece of sidewalk art," a man on the opposite sidewalk had called to me. I found instead an apparently human feces with a little white flag in it saying "TrumpDump." About five feet farther on was a flattened feces, the bootprint clear, with a little white flag saying "Dr. Oz."
The message: Donald Trump is a piece of [word I can't use here]: a useless, foul, toxic, disease-spreading substance that remains when everything good and useful has been removed. Someone normal people will despise and flush away from human society as fast as they can.
He is not that. Nor is Oz. Nor are his followers.