If you’ve ever placed an online order at Chipotle, you know the drill. You pay the “convenience” tax, hit the “double protein” button like you’re winning a jackpot, and pray to the burrito gods that you don’t get skimped. Well, one Pittsburgh man just lived through our collective nightmare. And the evidence is so egregious it might actually be a crime.
Pittsburgh-based TikToker Sam (@sam.pittsburgh) recently went viral after sharing a video of his “double chicken” bowl. Except, it’s not a double chicken bowl at all. It looks more like a side salad with a garnish of poultry. The clip has the internet screaming in solidarity. But more so, it proves once and for all that ordering Chipotle through an app is basically a form of gambling. And the house always wins.
