We are only three days into the summer transfer window, and the lunatics have already taken over the asylum. Well, haven't they always been in charge?
The asylum I am referring to is social media, a madhouse at the sanest of times is already filled with Chelsea-related accounts berating the club for not announcing signings.
Darwin Nunez is about to sign for Liverpool for nearly £100m – the same Liverpool who we're told do not spend anything with Jurgen Klopp. Long-held Chelsea target Aurelien Tchouameni is a Galactico, and even Daniel Levy is getting in on the act to prolong the honeymoon with Antonio.
