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Nottingham Post
Nottingham Post
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Lynette Pinchess

Chance to win a free drink at Nottingham coffee shop - by making them laugh

It's Monday and let's face it we could all do with a laugh. Helping to do just that is Nottingham's 200 Degrees by inviting fans to tell them a joke - and those that make them giggle will be rewarded with a free coffee.

The chain, which has shops in Carrington Street, Flying Horse Walk and Milton Street, posted on Instagram: "Comment below with a joke, make us laugh and your next coffee is on us. If your joke makes us giggle, we'll send you a DM and treat you to a coffee."

Coffee lovers responded in droves with laugh-out-loud funnies and others that will make you groan. Here's a selection:

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  • Nottinghamfoodexperience: "Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ship's bottom."
  • Cityhullsara: "Just seen on the news a man has been run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry... Police have said “There’s no easy way to tell the family.”
  • nottingmmm: Just read a list of '100 Things To Do Before You Die.' Really surprised that 'Yell For Help' wasn't on there.
  • fmb70love: "What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck."
  • notanniewarren: "What do you call a big pile of cats? A meowntain."
  • spouseofgeek: "Why don’t aliens visit Earth? They read our reviews, only one star."
  • sasarella: "Crime in multi story car parks… it’s wrong on so many levels."
  • posset_rebel: "Did you know Macbeth was Shakespeare's most prolific chicken killer? Well, he famously did murder most fowl."
  • mrs_parfitt_loves_cake: "My father in law swears this is funny so let’s give it a go… What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!"

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