Celia Pacquola: ‘Do I have a party trick? I used to be able to cry on cue’

‘I’ll go out of my way to, I don’t know, not piss on the floors’ … Celia Pacquola. Photograph: Melbourne international comedy festival

If there was a sandwich named after you, what would be on it?

A salad roll from a country bakery. It has to be a country bakery. I’m infuriated by what has happened to inner-city bakeries. So a classic country bakery, which was my first job as well: it’s got pies, it’s got salad rolls, but it also has cakes and fresh bread. They’re the greatest things in the whole world.