ALLEN PARK, Mich. — It’s going to be Aidan Hutchinson, obviously. The Michigan mauling machine still has Buckeye scraps between his teeth and makes perfect sense for the Lions at No. 2.
Wait, it’s going to be Kayvon Thibodeaux, obviously. The Oregon star with freakish physical traits makes perfect sense for a team historically allergic to sacking the quarterback.
Wait, it’s going to be a cornerback, obviously. (Oops, previous regime).