Spring is here and although that can mean absolutely anything in the UK, from glorious early heatwaves sweeping the nation and cracking the paving stones to deadly yet equally sweeping snowstorms hitting just two days later, it pays to be prepared for all meteorological eventualities.
When the sun does eventually shine, some more modern Brits will be out parading themselves in parks and by the seaside as though modesty meant nothing. The more usual majority of the pale and pasty people of this country will slowly emerge from their winter refuge, like more timid types of Game of Thrones’ White Walkers, preferring to enjoy the sunlight away from the spotlight, safely ensconced from the public eye in the privacy of their own gardens.