Yeah, it shocked me too: NHL training camps are in full swing, which means … it’s fantasy hockey prep season.
And, as usual, we’re sure you’re already hard at work on the research for your upcoming draft before the 2022-23 season starts in October.
The only thing missing? You need the perfect team name as the season approaches.
That’s where we come in. As we’ve done with other sports like fantasy football, we’re rounding up the best, punny team names (that we could print), a collection of gems from around the internet, with credit to the sites and tweets that came up with them.
Here they are, in no particular order:
1
D'yer Makar
For the Zep fans.
2
Ranger Things
If you’re a New Yorker and a Stranger Things die-hard.
3
Good Copp, Bad Copp
Good Copp, Bad Copp; Return of the Mac (kinnon); The Quinn Bin; Tkachuky cheese??
— patt mal (@malchpattt) September 20, 2022
4
Tanev Resting Face
My fantasy hockey team name for 2021-22 pic.twitter.com/mG4BmizzFO
— Paul Buxton (@paulbux) October 7, 2021
OK, that’s hilarious. Named for Brandon Tanev’s amazing viral headshot.
5
Under the Sea-Bass
May I present my fantasy hockey team name to y’all:
Under The Sea-Bass pic.twitter.com/riPi7kBnW4
— Chris Freeman 🏈 (@HertlToEklund) October 4, 2021
6
Benn Folds Five
As a Ben Folds superfan, I approve.
7
Killorn on the Cobb
My fantasy hockey name is Killorn on the Cobb
— Doug (@DB_6_97) September 16, 2022
8
Despite All My Tage
Fantasy hockey team name suggestion: Despite All My Tage https://t.co/jhKWTIwu44
— Paul Ross (@RealPaulRoss) February 19, 2022
Smashing Pumpkins!
9
Tkachucky Cheese
You sniped me on this pick too!! Ruined a perfectly great Tkachuky Cheese team name 😢
— Spittin Picklets (@SpittinPicklets) September 14, 2022
