A drinker who said his group were made to feel as "welcome as a fart in a space suit" in a one-star Tripadvisor review of a bar was told by the manager he "had no friends".
The boss of Jack's Cafe & Bar in Wolverhampton clapped back after the reviewer told him his "beer was boring and the atmosphere pretty dull".
He had gone to the venue for pre-gig drinks with two pals but had booked a table for 12 and claims he was told they'd be thrown out unless the rest of the group turned up, BirminghamLive reports.