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The Guardian - AU
The Guardian - AU
Lifestyle
Nicholas Jordan

Australian supermarket hot chocolate taste test: ‘It was like a wax museum imitation of Lindt chocolate’

A man wearing a denim jacket standing against a painting of a blue sky and clouds, drinking from a mug, while hands brandish tins of hot chocolate powder around his face.
‘Humans can achieve greatness, why do we settle for this shit?’ Nick Jordan, his partner and friends tried 13 Australian supermarket hot chocolates in a blind taste test. Photograph: James Gourley/The Guardian

Years ago, when I wrote about new cafe openings every week, I had hot chocolates on a very regular basis. I love a good hot chocolate, but the hot chocolates I had then were rarely good. Recently, I haven’t been drinking much hot chocolate at all, so I hoped this taste test would be like my Suddenly 30 moment – after a disorientating journey to the future, I’d be greeted by a better world where everything was awesome.

The blind taste test involved 13 supermarket hot chocolates and seven friends. We made each hot chocolate based on the packet’s suggested recipe and scored them based on aroma, texture, taste and chocolatey-ness.

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