Four years ago when Harry and Meghan got married, it felt as if you could be arrested for not being joyful enough.
Reporters on every TV channel jumped up and down outside Windsor Castle, spluttering: “This is the greatest moment of all time! I saw a blackbird just now and he was smiling and tweeting the National Anthem.”
The homeless in the area were evicted, because you can’t have people lying around in sleeping bags on the week of a royal wedding.
