M3GAN
Allison Williams
Girls
Get Out
Violet McGraw
Taylor Swift‘s ‘It’s Nice To Have A Friend’
Gerard Johnstone
Akela Cooper
James Wan
M3GAN
Malignant
Saw
The Conjuring
Annabelle
M3GAN
walked so this ridonkulous horror flick could run, nay, gallop.
In the truly ludicrous trailer for , we meet a lovely robotics engineer named Gemma (, who you might recognise from and ) who works at a toy company. One of the toys she’s been working on is a super lifelike, AI-driven doll that’s been designed to be the perfect bestie. Famous last words, if I’m honest.
Shit hits the fan when Gemma takes in her orphaned niece Cady (). Gemma decides to use the Model 3 Generative Android, also known as M3GAN, to protect her niece and help her cope with the loss of her parents.
And you know what? For a while, things looked good. Cady and M3GAN were doing TikTok dances together, playing games and tucking each other into bed. Hell, I wish I could have some of what they had.
But then M3GAN starts getting a bit too big for its boots and takes its role of “protecting Cady” a bit too seriously. How, you ask? By pushing the poor girl’s friend onto the road, choking Gemma, blowing up an engineering lab and just murdering people in general.
Oh, she also takes a few breaks from a homicidal rampage to bust out some TikTok dances to a tapped version of . This murderous little minx is absolutely for the girls and the gays and you can’t tell me otherwise.
helmed the flick and the story was written by and .
As much as I detest a horror movie (bring back the rinky-dink romantic comedy, I say!) I reckon will actually be properly terrifying ‘cos Cooper wrote and Wan has directed a bunch of scary flicks, such as and .
He also produced , so you can rest assured the bloke knows his way around a freaky doll. It’s a weird flex, but I’m not here to yuck anyone else’s yum.
Naturally, the internet is going hog wild over how fucking bonkers looks.
The tapped doll has even been talking to on Twitter, which is nice.
is scheduled for release in the US on January 13, 2023, so we’ll just have to wait and see when it comes to Australia.
"you can't dance to taylor swift"
— lizbeth ⭑ (@iwishyouwoulds) October 11, 2022
m3gan: ok then explain this pic.twitter.com/hHJtCadTJl
Really sorry I missed the meeting, I was busy trying to learn the M3GAN dance https://t.co/MRK3k5WVF0
— Super Yaki II: Monsters Unleashed (@SuperYakiShop) October 11, 2022
Annabelle has 24 hours to respond to #M3GAN pic.twitter.com/LaWy2Fah80
— Freida Slaves (@cxrodge) October 11, 2022
Megan Thee Stallionglad renesmee foound another job after being a child star pic.twitter.com/AbWlepiWii
— HESSOL (@Hessol_) October 11, 2022
M3GANi'll teach u my moves if u teach me urs
— M3GAN (@meetM3GAN) October 11, 2022
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