EAR AND LOATHING
Thursday marked the 54th celebration of St Totteringham’s Day, that date on the Premier League calendar when it becomes mathematically impossible for Spurs to overtake bitter rivals Arsenal in the table. It was the third time in history this moveable feast was celebrated on 3 April, although given the ridiculous length of time it took VAR officials to re-referee various incidents during Chelsea v Tottenham at Stamford Bridge, Arsenal fans could have been forgiven for thinking they’d have to wait until the early hours of the morning to celebrate what is likely to be their only triumph of note this season.
