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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
John Crace

Andy Thingy with the eyelashes who was once ‘mayor of a town’ hits Westminster

Andy Burnham in glasses and a dark suit looks upward in front of a blurred street scene
Andy Burnham, the newly elected MP for Makerfield, arrives at Westminster. Photograph: Tolga Akmen/EPA

You know you’ve arrived as the prime minister-in-waiting when even Donald Trump has heard of you. Well, sort of. The name rings a vague bell. Call it a start in the new era of the not-so-special relationship.

On Sunday, the US president had the idea of announcing Keir Starmer’s resignation, long before the prime minister had got round to doing it himself. Trump likes to get ahead of the game. No time for losers, so best to dissociate himself from Keir as soon as possible. One day he might get round to dissociating from himself when he finally realises he lost the war with Iran.

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