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Soaliha Iqbal

An Aussie Woman Found A Fuck-Off Huge Snake Chilling Above Her While Taking A Shower Nope

You know when it’s late at night and you get unreasonably jumpy doing even the most normal tasks because you think you’re seeing spiders, men or other dastardly creatures out of the corner of your eye? Well, this woman’s midnight paralysis demon ended up being a fuck-off-huge snake that she spotted watching her while she was in the fucking shower. Except it was real. NOPE. The Perth woman was taking a shower at about 1.30am when she looked up and saw the snake chilling in the exhaust fan directly above her head, clearly enjoying a nice steaming after the heatwave taking over the state. It’s at this point that my heart would stop and I’d go into cardiac arrest. And I actually LIKE snakes. “She was pretty wound up when I was talking to her on the phone. She said, ‘Can you please come now and get this thing now?” Paul
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