We know what you're thinking: 'Last year is neither 'retro' nor 'classic!'' That's true, but the story of Alan Wake 2 is a winding tale that begins on a completely different platform, and last year's PlayStation remaster is far from the end. So, now you're thinking, 'Wow! Sounds twisty!' It is. And now you're thinking, 'Wait, how do you know what I'm thinking?' Well, that's simple – we know because we wrote it down.
In case you're not familiar, here's what it would say on the dust jacket: Alan Wake is a successful crime author, but writer's block has put a stopper on his book progress. His photographer wife, Alice, takes him to the sleepy town of Bright Falls for a change of scenery. Little does either know that something wicked comes out at night there. Dark forces are at work, possessing the townspeople and bringing to terrifying life whatever scant manuscript pages Wake ekes out. Stranger still, Alan doesn't remember penning a single word and cannot predict how this story will end.
