When was the last time you saw somebody play, or attempt to play, the spoons?
Seriously. Probably a very long time ago, if ever. They are, after all, the sort of instrument (if you can use that word) an elderly eccentric relative might claim to have a proficiency for at a family gathering. Or maybe it was your drunken mate one time, boasting that he had the skills to coax a tune from them as he eyed up your cutlery drawer.
