Donald Trump’s had a pretty rough few months: The feds searched his house and won’t give him his sentimental top-secret documents back, and made him look like a messy bitch to boot; he had to testify before a meanie state attorney general for hours on end, just because he kept (allegedly!) cooking his corporate books, which apparently you’re not supposed to do; those bullies up on Capitol Hill got their hands on his tax forms, even though he was totally going to make them public anyway, just like he promised to years and years and years ago. Truly a bummer-summer if there ever was one!
But with September here and autumn just around the corner, things are definitely lookin’ up for ol’ Donald, right? Right???
